Too much information, mother
We don’t know what’s going on in this family, but it seems like they don’t hold any secrets back. After this mother and father had a pretty fun day of pasta, they enjoyed an incredibly fun night afterward. So much so that the dad passed out on the couch!

Thankfully, she didn’t actually give her husband a you-know-what. She gave him a bowl of the stuff that sent him into a pasta-induced coma, probably because she cooked too much of it (everyone does). We’re sure smartphone companies have the technology to filter out gross words when texting our parents. If only someone came up with that feature, life would be perfect.