50+ of the Funniest Text Messages Thanks to Autocorrect

What’s the first thing you should do when there’s a burglar in your home? First, you should text message your family to let them know. Next, you should update your Facebook status, so your extended family and high-school bestie you lost contact with know what’s going on. Finally, you should alert the police.

Thankfully, this person wasn’t in any real danger. Their phone, for whatever reason, had changed squirrel to burglar, which doesn’t even start with the same letter! Well, maybe someone should call animal control. Well, maybe the police should help, since it’s probably looking for nuts or corn to steal.