Wow, much wonder
If you want to borrow something from a friend, make sure you know what it is. The last thing your friend wants to do is play 21 Questions with you to find out what you need from them. However, even if you do know the name of it, your smartphone might not be willing to convey the message.

When this guy wanted to borrow some Windex from a buddy, his phone changed the glass-cleaning product into wonder. Now, he sounds like those Doge memes that use ridiculous so much (insert something here) to purposefully sound incomprehensible. Much confusion. Much wow.