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We don’t know what kind of hotel this guy is running, but count us out of it. We’ve heard of complimentary pillow chocolates and even requests to have a framed Nicholas Cage picture on the night stand, but this is ridiculous. This hotel dishes out vasectomies to guests who want them?

Oh, wait, the hotel owner said “vacancy.” Dad’s smartphone keeps changing vacancy to vasectomy because, you know, those two go hand-in-hand. It’d be weird if their parents were coming to town, and dad wanted to get a vasectomy because… he’s going to be in a hotel with mom… OH NO!