Don’t speak to your mother like that!
What you do in your free time is completely up to you. Some people travel while others just chill at home. A small group of more adventurous folks will shove a wide range of objects up into different orifices in their body. Be you, dog, but please be careful. Don’t even think about using a Christmas tree for pleasure.
Thankfully, this was a huge misunderstanding, and mom kept a level head while dealing with her potty-mouthed child. Before hitting the send button, double- or even triple-check your message to make sure you’re not sending foul language that’ll break your mother’s fragile heart.