No you didn’t, “John”
As you can see, John was stressing out at work and needed to hire a few more secretaries. However, no ordinary secretary would do. John had to hire the most promiscuous secretaries that money could afford. The reasons for this are completely unknown to anybody except for John.

Just kidding. It was all a huge misunderstanding, which his wife rightfully was going to go on a rampage about. Telling your wife that your office needs the hottest, loosest secretaries probably isn’t the smartest thing. But then again, autocorrect is far from being reliable and smart. Good going, autocorrect. You almost ruined a marriage.