Ducking autocorrect
If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Apparently, this rule is programmed into autocorrect, so if you’re thinking of calling someone names by text, you best bet that autocorrect will step in and change the hurtful words. That’s what happened to this person who wanted to call the recipient a dork.

What did autocorrect do? It changed it to fork, which is still considerably better than sport, cork, or stork. Yeah, this person didn’t come off as mean as they initially hoped, which is probably for the best. Next time, think twice before calling somebody names.