#26: A Denny’s Paradox
Denny’s likes to advertise itself as “America’s diner.” To make themselves even more appealing, they like to brag that they’re “always open.” We can see right through their lies because of this sign. Their “always open” slogan is hanging right below the bright yellow and red sign. But there’s something else. The letterboard sign has one simple word on it: CLOSED.

A more tragic picture of an American landscape has never been taken. How are we supposed to move on with our day when America’s one and only diner is closed? Well, some people might be happy that this Denny’s location is closed. We’ve heard some horror stories about late-night Denny’s runs. Maybe this sign is for the best.