#46: Report from the Field
Whoever created this sign is a brave soul. They are trying to live life without chocolate. They’re brave and generous enough to share notes from the field for those of us too afraid to give up such an essential delicacy. Surprisingly, they reached the twelfth day of no chocolate. Things sound bleak.

Day twelve without chocolate has brought this brave soul the loss of hearing in their left eye. Tragic. But also, this sounds impossible. Not that they lost hearing in their left eye but that they were able to go twelve whole days without a single bite of chocolate. Some people out there are just too strong.