On-Demand
Here we go again with people thinking it’s selective and on our schedule. There are brides out there weeping because their wedding night just got messy or put on hold. If we could change it, we would! Still, maybe one day, this will be a thing. Periods on demand, three times a year!

Honestly, though, I think many of us wouldn’t care about having a period if it didn’t come with all the extra troubles. Get rid of the back pain, bloating, headaches, etc., and we’d be good to go. This guy gets two thumbs down for wanting her to schedule it around his birthday. I’m pretty sure he never asked her to do that around hers.
