#5: Not the First, Not the Last
This hotel confession is hilarious! Someone simply said, “You’re not the first to sit naked on that chair.” Truer words have never been written. When we check into hotel rooms, it always feels like reality is suspended for some reason. When you’re in a hotel room, the outside world is suspended, and you live in your cocoon of paradise. This person wants to burst that bubble for all of us.

They’re not wrong. If you’ve thought about unrobing and sitting butt-naked on that piece of hotel furniture, we promise you that hotel guests before you have had that same genius idea. Don’t do it! If you do, just make sure you take a shower immediately afterward. Who knows how often these furniture surfaces are being cleaned!