#5: At The Airport Right Now
Some travelers curl up with a neck pillow and an overpriced latte. Others… fold themselves into shapes that would make a yoga instructor reconsider their career choices. This person has claimed a patch of carpet, a mat, and apparently transcended the concept of a spine altogether while the rest of the gate pretends this is normal.

Fellow passengers glance over with that specific airport expression: “I didn’t sleep, I’m stressed, and I can’t emotionally process whatever that is.” Meanwhile, this human pretzel is just out here doing advanced flexibility side-quests while everyone else waits for Group 3 to board.
