#18: The Catastrophic Litter Box
This reviewer’s journey with their “smart” litter box reads less like a product complaint and more like a tragicomedy. For over $200, they expected convenience—but instead, they got chaos. According to them, the box “kicks on mid-poop like it’s training for NASCAR,” flinging their poor cat like a “dirty little rotisserie chicken.”

What followed was pure disaster: poop on the cat, the wall, and the inside of the machine. Now, both cats have gone on strike, “dropping deuces right in front of it in silent protest.” The closing line is perfection: “I didn’t buy a smart litter box—I bought a poop-launching trauma machine.”
