Brains….
Although zombies aren’t real (we think), the US has an official plan on how to deal with a zombie outbreak. No, this is not a joke. It’s called CONOP 8888 and describes what measures the Department of Defense will take if a virus brings the dead back to life. Even though it sounds weird, the opening disclaimer in this document clearly states that the plan is not a joke.

CONOP 8888 was finalized and released in 2011 while President Barrack Obama was in office. Thanks, Obama. No, seriously, we’re not playing around. Thanks, Obama, from the bottom of our hearts. We hope we’ll never need this plan, but it’s good to know that we have one.